Book Fun Friday Welcomes Joanne Guidoccio
Bio:
In 2008, Joanne took advantage of early retirement
and launched a second career as a writer. Her articles and book reviews have
appeared in newspapers, magazines, and online. When she tried her hand at
fiction, she made reinvention a recurring theme in her novels and short
stories.
Book
Title:
A
Season for Killing Blondes
Log
Line:
4
Dead Blondes + 1 Brunette Lottery Winner
Book
Tag Line:
A
brunette lottery winner never has an alibi when dead blondes turn up in
dumpsters near her favorite haunts.
Book
Blurb:
Hours before the opening of her career counseling practice, Gilda Greco
discovers the dead body of golden girl Carrie Ann Godfrey, neatly arranged in
the dumpster outside her office. Gilda’s life and budding career are stalled as
Detective Carlo Fantin, her former high school crush, conducts the
investigation.
When three more dead blondes turn up all brutally strangled and
deposited near Gilda’s favorite haunts, she is pegged as a prime suspect for
the murders. Frustrated by Carlo’s chilly detective persona and the mean girl
antics of Carrie Ann’s meddling relatives, Gilda decides to launch her own
investigation. She discovers a gaggle of suspects, among them a yoga instructor
in need of anger management training, a lecherous photographer, and fourteen
ex-boyfriends.
As the puzzle pieces fall into place, shocking revelations emerge,
forcing Gilda to confront the envy and deceit she has long overlooked.
Book
Excerpt:
Three thousand euros worth of pastries. Can you
believe it?
When I agreed to import the pastries, I had no idea
I would be subsidizing the failing Italian economy and helping Silvio
Berlusconi stay in power for a few weeks longer. Left to my own devices, I
would have gone down the street to Regency Bakery, picked up some pastries and
just walked them over. But my mother and Aunt Amelia were adamant. The open
house for my new career counseling office needed a proper launch, one that
could only be achieved with pastries from a Sicilian bakery.
To be fair, both of them were horrified when they
saw that final four-figure amount on the invoice and swore me to secrecy. While
conspicuous consumption is valued in the Italian community, being taken for a
ride is not, and we would never hear the end of it from Uncle Paolo who is
still complaining about the ten cents he has to pay for a shopping bag at No
Frills.
I watched my mother rearrange the amaretto cookies,
stuffed figs, biscotti, and other delicacies that had arrived yesterday. She
and Aunt Amelia had brought in their best silver trays and carts and spent
hours—according to Uncle Paolo—creating a colorful Italian corner.
“Everything is perfect. Maybe too perfect.” My
mother made the sign of the cross and mumbled a Hail Mary.
“Relax, Ma. I’ve got everything under control. Nothing
bad will happen.”
“Things have been going too well, Gilda. The
lottery win. Your new career. This beautiful office. I’ve had one of my dreams,
and you know what that means.”
Readers
Answer Joanne This: (put the answer in the comments below)
Complete
the following sentence – If you won a $19 million lottery…
Book
cover pic in jpg format and, if you like, your author photo and any other
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Contact
Joanne Here:
Website:
http://joanneguidoccio.com/
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/joanneguidoccio
Pinterest:
http://pinterest.com/jguidoccio/
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Contest
Giveaway:
One
lucky commenter will receive a free ebook of A Season for Killing Blondes.
Why I'd use 20% to invest in my businesses and donate the rest to my favorite charities!
ReplyDeleteThanks for hosting me, Celia :)
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ReplyDeleteI would first buy my husband and daughter safe cars. Then I would be able to pay for a functional medicine doctor (do not take insurance) to see what is said of my health issues. After that I would up-grade our house to the 21st century. And while Maryalice Sullivan is in Tanzania helping people there, with her husband, I would send her money and supplies needed.
ReplyDeleteWow! I'm in awe of your altruism. Thanks for dropping by, Lisa :)
DeleteHaha...I'd quit the day job and write full time! I've still got a few years before I can do it officially, unless I win the lottery!
ReplyDeleteHi Susabelle, I imagine quitting the day job is at the top of the list for many people. Hang in there...the end is in sight. Joanne :)
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